skype

skype
               is
                     suh
                            awkward.

                                             datz
                                  why
                                           i
                                                  luh
                                                        it
                                                            suh
                                                                    much


     peace
             out
                 mah
                      brothaz
                                 and
                                       sistaz

mah day.

suh guyz. i am suh bored, jchilling hur watching HIGHSKEWL MUZICAL THREH. wowowow. basicalleh da best day uf my lyfe because of dis movie.
but yah, suh taday, i woke up. and went to escuelah. der was a firedrill. and mah sistah almost burned up in da flamez. jaykay der were nuh flamez, but she wuz in da skewl. REBEL.
OH EM JEEZY, the wildcatz just won da championship. yayayayay.
i luh dis movie furrealz.
suh then at da end of da day, i had a lax game. it was kewl. i did basically nothing but dats alright.
score? 18-1 us. we da bombskiz. i cahn't even handle idd

but right nahw is suriousleh da besht because its HIGHSKEWL MUZICAL THREH. FOSHOOOO
yayayayayyayayayayya
i'm suh h@ppi

okayzz peaceout mah brothaz and sistaz

LIZZI'S MOMENT OF TRUTH: EPISODE 3

woowowow episode 3 alreadyyyy
hur weh gooo


A truck driver goes straight past a red light and THEN he goes straight past a stop sign. The truck driver manages to do all of this with a police officer watching his every move (the police officer is on duty and is a good officer). How does he do it?

m-e-l-i-s-s-a

HEY MUH.

yew are suh kewl, i cahnt even handle it.
i dahnt realleh knawh what kind of kewl thang tuh duh fer yer shout out. so ima juhst wihng iht furrealz
uhmmmm

rosed ahre rhed,
violets ahre balooo,
dis blawg is awsume
and suh ahre yewww

tha third lyne of that poem iz suh nawt true.

hokayy, peace out mah brothaz and sistaz

LIZZI'S MOMENT OF TRUTH: EPISODE 2

suhh guyz, lyke yew gawt it riiight, it was DAYLIGHT. niiiiiice
next riddle. yew ahre one shtep closahh to findinhh out if i h8 lizzi. lol

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

comment below if yew knahww the answerz. rememba da rulezzz

letz be real

hey guyz suh lyke dis morning I waz rudelehhh bombarded. furrealzzz lyke dese people posted on mah blawg and id reallehh upset meh it wasn't kewl lyke LEZ BEH REAL. people these dayz just dahnt knawhh when it crossez da lyne but I am a fahgivinn persawn nd I fahgive dem <3 bai y'all

dubowww advisor fo lyfeee

oemgee i lurvvv dubow advisor suh much lyk they mah lyfeee..

especcc kayla, emmaa, sadler

lizzi's moment of truth: episode 1

hey guyz. suh i'm lyke gonna starttt writinhhg a seriez of postz thaht tell a story.

LIZZI'S  MOMENT OF TRUTH: EPISODE 1
      background:
once upawn a tyme der waz a gurl named lizzi. she iz niiice and such furrealz. also, she lykez to mahke lawtz of inahpropro jokez. dey are funny. sometimez. but truth iz, i h8 hur. nah mah brothaz and sistaz. h8 iz a strawng word, butttt i realleh realleh dahn't lyke hur. jaykhayy.  i dahnt h8 hur. er do iii? dat'z da whole point of diz post. fer hur to fynd out if i realleh h8 hur.

i mean lyke its an ahbvious answer but lyke, she doezn't get id.
SUHH in order fer hur to know da true answer, she iz going tuh have tuh solve des riddlez each weeekkkk. thiz iz lehgit. feel fuhree tuh play alawng

HERE WE GO:
RULEZ
1. i post a riddle
2. lizzi solves it (you can help hur by commenting the answer)
3. when she solves it, i post the next clue
      *using the internet to solve it iz cheating.

I'm alone in a room. The nearest light to my bed is 12 feet away. I can turn off the light without any contraptions or devices(including a switch) and get back into bed before the room is dark. How?

burgburgburgburgburg

dear burg,
though i lyke wrote ya a shoutoutt befoo, yew wanted lyke a deepeh onne. suh hur it goez
haii, i have known yew fer suh lawngg i cahnt even hendle id. lyke itz been yearz. wow i'm realleh getting deep in hur.
no okay. depth
yew are suh kewl and i lyke you. az a fr@nd ahbvi but lyke yah.
thiz iz ggoinn nahwheree furrealz. suh lyke i have shtuff ta do.
 i'm gonna leave you wid a inspirtional quote. mannn diz iz deep.

A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.

i dannhhn't realleh think dat is all dat deep buhtt whatevzz. i'm suh lazy/.

Friends are born, not made.

 

LUH you gurl. i sure hope dat waz deep nuff fer yewww

peaceout.

ps
waz docta seuss an actual docta?

i luhhh me some docta seuss

suh lyke even if this stuff soundz lyke a lot of nonsense, if you really think about it.. its some deep stuff-- dr seuss knows his stuff man, furreallz

A person’s a person, no matter how small.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
 Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So… get on your way.
 If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
 I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful, one hundred percent.
 So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.
 And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
 All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot. – Dr. Seuss
 The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.
 Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!
 Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
 I’m afraid sometimes you’ll play lonely games too, games you can’t win because you’ll play against you
 I’m sorry to say so but, sadly it’s true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you
 I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights.

poetry

suh lyke i've been getting some requests 4 poemz lyke sadlerz below. suhh hur ya go, shout out to mah gurl:
hstanz

h is for histrionic
s is for scintillating
t is for trendy
a is for ambivalent
n is for nostalgic
z is for zazzy

s.a.d.l.e.r

s is for super
a is for awesome
d is for dangerous
l is for loquacious
e is for extravagant
r is for radiant

'nough said mah brothaz and sistaz
baizzz

sisters.

mah sista iz suh mean tuh meh. i realleh cahnt handle itt anehmooo. its ridic. okay baii

D.O.M

shout out to mah gurl dahmmm, she is suh kewl and i luh her wit all mah heartt..
she jay told me dat hur shirt is "mildly uncormfortable"
oh em jeezzzyyy dahn't ya just luhvve hurr? i knawwhh i dooo!
furrealz.
okay ima peace out furrealz now.
bye mah brothaz and sistaz

127 hourz

hey guyz, so i just watched tha movie 127 hourz. it was ridiculous. and yes i know i am behind on all mah movie watching, but i meann ima purdy populahh gurl an i gawt meh suhmee stuf ta dooo. furrealz. but dats kewl. i kinda gawt caught up taday.   #goodday

shoutout to guth who spammed me da whole movie and i kept getting all dese texts from dah fbook. and shiznit... whaddup lyfe. dis suckz. hatechu.

peace and love mah brothaz and sistaz.
h-a-l-e-y out.

mah rap wit weston

one line at a time
feeling so fine
so fresh 
but we inna jam
we gotta fix this mesh
i already went ! haters.
extravaganza nine point oh
we best nawt get stuck in da ghet-to
we all know that little joe has the most flow
mo flow than mah doe can handle fo sho
But we rollin in dough
so theres no need to worry when we step outside in get stuck in a flurry
and then the vision goes blurry
it just got real scurry
running away in a hurry
and our words get slurrrey 
but its kewl cause i got mah hubby to protect me,
and my bestie to deflect me
and aaron to neglect me
because he bailed
and we failed
because yall go yo drank on
drinking iced tea on my front lawn
we not gonna yawn cuz we dont wanna sleep
lets not make a peep
when we here da beep
of my car horn going
but it wont stop snowin
and we blowin smoke
and our car just broke
i only like the yoke
my eggz. whatt lie i like da whites
remind me of starry starry nights
all painted up be v van gogh
look at all that shiznit i know
whatta bro, lets end this show. with song erybody will know
we just ran show

sydzmith

holllahh at ya gurhhlllll!!!

heymah

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

emmaz

personahll shoutoutt to yah gurl cuz you arhee suhh kewwlll.. lyyyke i dahnt knawh how i'd get through da day withoutt yahh gurrl.. its ridiculouschhhhhh

shout outz 5/13/11

kkleinz- hay gurll shout out to yahh, don't be a blawg h8r cause dats nawt kewl.  and if yer too skewl 4 kewl, well i dahnt knaw where i waz going wit dat mess but, heyy i luhh youuu

burg- hi. freak. loser. ugly. dumb. cheerleader?    JKKK this is not lyke about bullying er anythanggg, i luh you gurl suh don't even worry about it

stina- haiiii, i think you are suh kewl, lyke furreal. wish i waz you. live yo lyfe gurl, das mah motto. make it yerz. cause das da way its gawta behhh

nickiichez- well deary, how are ya? i am shwelll.. you are suhper dee dupherr awesuhmeee. luh youuu

cdanez- you are sups kewl. sing it outt gurrl, forrealll-- blawgz are da shiz and you knawh it gurrrl das whaddup.. peace luh cdanez

enook- HAIII, once upon a tymeee, der wuz dis gurl and she wuz sups kewl. she wuz you. the end.

mvajjy-  HEY

cjones- don't hate

dumas- don't hate, your bullying is nawt appreciated.

laziness rulez mah lyfe

because i am suh l@zi, i am nawt gonna post any links taday, because uf my laziness. suh instead i'm gon tell you bout mah dayyyy

7 am waking up in da morning, gotta get dressed gotta go downstairz, gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal.

acutallehhh
i woke up and ate sohmee pancakes n sausagee, thanks mawmmm
denn, i went ta da fine institution. fosho
i wuz a smidge late and such
i wuz fuhreee all dayy and yeah

then i had suhmme skewl
and now i have lax
cause ima laxtitute, ahbviii


bye yalll

oh em jeezy

MY BLAWG GAWT DELETED FOR SOME REASON BEYOND MY KNOWLEDGE.
it was hur one day, and gon da next. and i jus don't knahw what happened noww.
i've been crying fer lyke da past twenty fo hourz cause of seperation anxietehhh from mah blawg. itz been turrible.
1. the blawger waz down suh i couldnt blawg fer dah whole day
2. nawh mah blawg is deleted. whats up wit da world
3. iam suh upset cause naw i gotta get a new name
4. it has juuus nawt been mah week, guyz

i could really use yer supporhht.

furrealz
i luh yall
all my brothaz and sistaz
i will keep yall update forreal