re entering the blogging werld fasho

haii y'all i lyke tohtes decyded tuh lyke renteuhr the blawging werld. niftayyyy huh? suh lyke I knawh all uf mah faithful followerz stuhck wif meh tharough thick and uh thin. ahnd yew awll will beh bayck wif meh and readin mah blawg straight up. I've missed tewwwww
peace and love tuh muh bruddas and sistaz

skype

skype
               is
                     suh
                            awkward.

                                             datz
                                  why
                                           i
                                                  luh
                                                        it
                                                            suh
                                                                    much


     peace
             out
                 mah
                      brothaz
                                 and
                                       sistaz

mah day.

suh guyz. i am suh bored, jchilling hur watching HIGHSKEWL MUZICAL THREH. wowowow. basicalleh da best day uf my lyfe because of dis movie.
but yah, suh taday, i woke up. and went to escuelah. der was a firedrill. and mah sistah almost burned up in da flamez. jaykay der were nuh flamez, but she wuz in da skewl. REBEL.
OH EM JEEZY, the wildcatz just won da championship. yayayayay.
i luh dis movie furrealz.
suh then at da end of da day, i had a lax game. it was kewl. i did basically nothing but dats alright.
score? 18-1 us. we da bombskiz. i cahn't even handle idd

but right nahw is suriousleh da besht because its HIGHSKEWL MUZICAL THREH. FOSHOOOO
yayayayayyayayayayya
i'm suh h@ppi

okayzz peaceout mah brothaz and sistaz

LIZZI'S MOMENT OF TRUTH: EPISODE 3

woowowow episode 3 alreadyyyy
hur weh gooo


A truck driver goes straight past a red light and THEN he goes straight past a stop sign. The truck driver manages to do all of this with a police officer watching his every move (the police officer is on duty and is a good officer). How does he do it?

m-e-l-i-s-s-a

HEY MUH.

yew are suh kewl, i cahnt even handle it.
i dahnt realleh knawh what kind of kewl thang tuh duh fer yer shout out. so ima juhst wihng iht furrealz
uhmmmm

rosed ahre rhed,
violets ahre balooo,
dis blawg is awsume
and suh ahre yewww

tha third lyne of that poem iz suh nawt true.

hokayy, peace out mah brothaz and sistaz

LIZZI'S MOMENT OF TRUTH: EPISODE 2

suhh guyz, lyke yew gawt it riiight, it was DAYLIGHT. niiiiiice
next riddle. yew ahre one shtep closahh to findinhh out if i h8 lizzi. lol

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

comment below if yew knahww the answerz. rememba da rulezzz

letz be real

hey guyz suh lyke dis morning I waz rudelehhh bombarded. furrealzzz lyke dese people posted on mah blawg and id reallehh upset meh it wasn't kewl lyke LEZ BEH REAL. people these dayz just dahnt knawhh when it crossez da lyne but I am a fahgivinn persawn nd I fahgive dem <3 bai y'all